Politician Quotes

Politician Watch

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." {Can't believe he is from MY state!!}
--A congressional candidate in Texas.



"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle
{C~B~N wishes he would change political parties and become a democrat......it's a much better fit!}


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." {C~B~N says....DUH!}
--Bill Clinton, former US president


"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, former US Vice President {Gore is their Quayle!!!! LOL}

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President {This is just another "DUH" moment!}


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina {Yes, they DO this. I've seen it! If there IS a change of status, C~B~N wants to know HOW they did it!!!}


"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman {Well, whew, that's a relief!!!!}





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