Friday, August 31, 2012

The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline

OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 15 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. .......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.....

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Vote for ME!


This is one of their 3-DAY WORK WEEKS that we all pay for (salary is about $179,000 per year). I am ready to start from the beginning by voting out all elected officials and not letting any of them stay in office for more than two terms. No more lifelong healthcare, retirement, voting in their own pay raises, taking perks on our taxes, etc.


AND SENIORS DIDNT GET A RAISE IN SOCIAL SECURITY!


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I want a 3 day work week! I want to get $179,000 a year for playing games online at work. Think "You've Got Mail" had it right.....Virginia having to remove solitaire from government computers! Wish I could remember the actual quote!


Came to me via email as usual.....

C~B~N

Another Priceless

Enough said....

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Get your FEMA ticket today?



I was ready to call FEMA and get mine until I noticed the fine print (sigh).

Offer void to Republicans, taxpayers, or any productive member of society.

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Hey, I said it was politcally INCORRECT!!!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What's in a Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word
'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether
you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax
money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of putting
that figure into some perspective in one of it's
releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in
the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth
on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ....It's amazing what
you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION
DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans.

Interesting number...what does it mean?

A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes
in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... if you are a family of four...your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C. HELLO! Are all your calculators
broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone
Usage Charge Tax Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...We had the largest
middle class in the world...and Mom stayed home to raise
the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to press '1' for English.

What the heck happened?????

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Who Was Saved?








Hillary and Obama were on a boat.

The boat sank in a big storm.

There was no lifeboat...

Who was saved???????










America!!!







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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Air Traffic

You gotta love this one even if you've never
lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy
this more than others... Southerners can be
so polite!
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Atlanta ATC: Tower to Saudi Air 511 --
You are cleared to land eastbound on runway
9R

Saudi Air: Thank you Atlanta ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Praised.

Atlanta ATC: Tower to Iran Air 711--
You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R.


Iran Air: Thank you Atlanta ATC.
We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. Allah is Great.

Pause...

Saudi Air: ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC

Atlanta ATC: Go ahead Saudi Air 511.

Saudi Air: YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH
OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.


Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts.

And praise Jesus.

Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us


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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member
of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.

-Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax
itself into prosperity is like a man standing
in a bucket and trying to lift himself up
by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

Democracy must be something more
than two wolves and a sheep voting on
what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

A government which robs Peter to pay
Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw

Foreign aid might be defined as a
transfer of money from poor people in
rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of
Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government
is like giving whiskey and car keys to
teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

A liberal is someone who feels a great
debt to his fellow man, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy

Government is the great fiction,
through which everybody endeavors to
live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist
(1801-1850)

Government's view of the economy
could be summed up in a few short
phrases:If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving,
regulate it. And if it stops moving,
subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the
government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive
now, wait until you see what it costs
when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists
of taking as much money as possible from
one party of the citizens
to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an
interest in politics doesn't mean politics
won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is
safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown

The government is like a baby's alimentary
canal, with a happy appetite atone end
and no responsibility at
the other.
-Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is
the unequal sharing of the blessings.The
inherent blessing of socialism is
the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man
and a taxidermist is that thetaxidermist
leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men
from the effects of folly is to fillthe world
with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English
Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly Native American
criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain

What this country needs are more
unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

A government big enough to give you
everything you want, is strong enough

to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson


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