The Tax Man Cometh

C~B~N is LOL as this is exactly MY case! Really, ID theft could only help! LOL

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At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest.

There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand.



"The poll tax," he said.



"But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner.



"Ay-yuh," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."

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A young whippersnapper of an I.R.S. auditor decides to make a name for himself by auditing a synogogue. He goes over their books with a microscope, insisting that the Rabbi explain every detail of running the syngogue, down to what they do with the wax drippings from the Shabbat, habdalah, and Hannukah candles.

The Rabbi is more than happy to show the irritating little beaurocrat that nothing goes to waste, so he explains that all the wax drippings are saved, then shipped back to the candle factory, who sends the synogogue a little pack of free candles with their next order.

"What about the Matzo crumbs from the Passover?" the IRS auditor asks him.

That's easy the Rabbi answers with a twinkle in his eye. We send them back to the kosher bakery, and they send us back a little extra matzo with our next order.

The obnoxious auditor is determined to get the best of the Rabbi. "I know you're a Moyel as well as a Rabbi", he says. What do you do with the leftovers from the circumcisions?

The Rabbi smiles. "We send them off to Washington D.C. and they send us back a little prick like you!"

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Hey, this IS a politically "incorrect" funny bone tickler!!





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