Who Was Saved?

Hillary and Obama were on a boat.

The boat sank in a big storm.

There was no lifeboat...

Who was saved???????

America!!!

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Air Traffic

You gotta love this one even if you've never
lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy
this more than others... Southerners can be
so polite!
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Atlanta ATC: Tower to Saudi Air 511 --
You are cleared to land eastbound on runway
9R

Saudi Air: Thank you Atlanta ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Praised.

Atlanta ATC: Tower to Iran Air 711--
You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R.


Iran Air: Thank you Atlanta ATC.
We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. Allah is Great.

Pause...

Saudi Air: ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC

Atlanta ATC: Go ahead Saudi Air 511.

Saudi Air: YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH
OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.


Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts.

And praise Jesus.

Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us


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